#151 – Girl, you look all kinds of tasty.
#152 – Come on. This thing isn’t going to touch itself.
#153 – Pardon me. Do you have any Gray Vag-pon?
#154 – Am I famous? Well, as it so happens I’m a repeat guest on Cops.
#155 – Yes, I farted. Yes, I’m a big enough man to claim my own farts. What about it?
#156 – Wanna wrassle?
#157 – I’ve got a can of whipped cream at home. Let’s use it before it goes bad.
#158 – You are way hotter than my wife.
#159 – I want to ride off into the sunset with you…and then lock you in my basement.
#160 – Has anyone ever told you that you were beautiful? They have? What the hell? Do you hang out with a lot of blind people or something?
#161 – Hold on. I need to grease myself up first.
#162 – I love it when you laugh. Your laughter, unlike my syphilis, is contagious.
#163 – I’m open to butt stuff.
#164 – I’m undressing you with my mind. Nice girdle.
#165 – I can’t promise you that I won’t get you drunk and sell you to a group of unscrupulous international sex slave traffickers…but I’ll try my best not to.
#166 – I can’t promise that I won’t get you drunk and sell one of your kidneys to a black market organ dealer…but I’ll try my best not to.
#167 – I can’t promise that I’ll take a shower every day…but I’ll try my best not to.
#168 – Not interested? I knew you were a lesbian. I can spot a daughter of Sappho from fifty paces.
#169 – Wanna come back to my place? I have a hot tub that’s virtually bacteria free. There’s maybe one, two amoebas tops.
#170 – You’re looking good baby but you’re not quite there yet. Drop twenty pounds and you’ll be on the train to pound town.
#171 – I’ll look better after my spray tan appointment.
#172 – What will fifty bucks get me?
#173 – Would you care to have a brief conversation in order to gauge whether or not we share any mutual interests and continue thereafter if we do? Or should I just ruin everything by talking about my penis right away?
#174 – I’m a lawyer.
#175 – I’d like to buy you a drink, but I’ve been out of work for six years. Can I offer you the juice box that’s been warming in my back pocket all evening instead?
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