In case you missed it, Professor Horatio J. Nannerpants is the Bookshelf Battle Blog’s professional simian literary expert/semi-professional poop flinger. He’ll gladly tell you everything you need to know about the classics.
Just be ready to duck, as he has been known to make the poop fly.
In this column, he discusses Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. Come for the commentary. Stay for the poop.
Oh Hollywood. You’re always making men look so much better than we are, thus letting women down whenever we fart or burp or do something that doesn’t live up to your ultra high standards.
Is your girlfriend way too addicted to Romance Movies? Check this fabulous list to be sure.
Is your boyfriend super jacked in the muscle department? Does he not own a single shirt?
Does his long hair blow around in the wind all the time, even when there is no wind?
Is he always picking you up and walking off into the sunset, even though you can walk just fine?
Is your boyfriend always polishing his wand? Does he know how to bring the magic to a relationship?
Most importantly, does he have a long ass gray beard and a pointy star hat?
Well ma’am, I hate to bring you bad news, but you may very well be dating a wizard.
Check out these warning signs to be sure.
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming…to your bedroom…dun dun dun.
Did you miss my list of the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be a Russian Spy?
Fear not, 3.5 readers. Check it out now:
Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be a Russian Spy
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