Alien Jones, so named because his true moniker is virtually unpronounceable by the average human, is taking
Alien Jones, Special Guest Contributor
your questions and telling all in an effort to raise Earth above it’s current status as “the armpit of the universe.” (His words, not mine.)
What’s the deal with probing? Crop circles? Area 51? Space travel? Other planets? What’s his favorite
book? TV show? Movie? Ask him about the great mysteries of the universe, or hell, ask him why McDonald’s discontinued the McRibwich. There is no question his genius alien brain cannot answer.
So ask away and you never know, he may even be gracious enough to plug your blog in his answer.
Ask him in the comment section of this blog, tweet your questions to @bookshelfbattle or ask him on the Bookshelf Battle Google + page.
Together, we can help this alien in his message to raise our home world’s collective intelligence level. And let’s face it, that’s a pretty tall order.
Alien Image Courtesy of “Marauder” on openclipart.org
Bookshelf Battle 
BQB will esteemed Alien Jones tell us who built the pyramids, and if they are, as rumoured, intergalactic portals?
Thank you. Your question has been submitted to our humble intergalactic correspondent.