Hello pitiful 3.5 readers.
The Yeti – Back by Unpopular Demand
This is the Yeti, former occupier of the Bookshelf Battle Blog, now prisoner in Bookshelf Battle HQ basement, from which I am only released on Thursday nights to watch Scandal with Bookshelf Q. Battler and the weird short alien man.
First, let me say, “ROAR!”
Second, let me tell you that I am guilty of nothing but good taste. I tried to direct you 3.5 people away from Bookshelf Q. Battler’s lame pop culture obsessions and feast your eyes on lesser known gems, such as my beloved Olga’s Stewstravaganza Part 2: Electric Stewgaloo.
You must watch Olga’s Strewstravaganza Part 1 first as you will be hopelessly lost if you try to wade your way into Part 2 without taking in the breathtaking splendor of Part 1.
But you clowns ignored me and follow @bookshelfbattle on Twitter and now I am defeated by the many roundhouse kicks that were delivered by the amazing Bookshelf Q. Battler straight to my Yeti face.
Perhaps I am a glutton for punishment, but allow me one last chance to reason with you people.
Don’t mark your calendars for May 15. That’s the day when BQB’s story, “Bookshelf Q. Battler and the Meaning of Life” begins right on this horrendous excuse for a blog.
Honestly, what does BQB know about life? If it isn’t at the bottom of a bottle of Dew of the Mountain then that loser knows nothing about it.
Next, I urge you to not mark your calendars for June 1. That’s the day BQB’s Project X will land on this blog’s runway. He claims its a project so awesome that he doesn’t want to share too much about it at this time.
Let’s face it. He’s probably going to shave me on a live podcast.
Actually, that would probably be delightful. Summer’s on the way and all this fur is a bitch come July.
So do mark your calendars or don’t. I don’t care. But as you cheer on your false prophet, the incredibly dimwitted BQB, know that he is exceptionally mean to Yetis.
Why, he doesn’t even let me hold the remote during Scandal.
In conclusion, Yetis love Scandal.
We really do.
Yeti picture courtesy of a shutterstock.com license.
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