Greetings Earth Losers!
Alien Jones, Intergalactic Columnist
Alien Jones here. As you 3.5 readers are aware, I hail from the most intelligent species in the universe and therefore hold in my cranium a vast reserve of knowledge to answer your questions.
My planet’s Supreme Ruler, The Mighty Potentate, has commanded me to help Bookshelf Q. Battler usher in a new era of entertainment that will push back the scourge of reality television.
Yes, the Mighty Potentate loves his scripted TV and fears that if left unchecked, the reality menace will one day offend his eye receptacles. No one wants a TV full of “Hollywood Housewives on Crack” or “Undercover Dentist” or “Who Wants to Marry a Schmuck?”
(Between you and me, I actually quite enjoyed Who Wants to Marry a Schmuck? The schmuck was the best part. Don’t tell the Mighty Potentate though.)
Anyway, this summer marks Bookshelf Q. Battler’s effort to bring more followers to the blog. That’s fine by me because as soon as BQB starts getting paid for writing the Mighty Potentate will release me from my columnist duties.
How do I, a lowly human, follow Bookshelf Q. Battler?
TWITTER – @bookshelfbattle
GOOGLE+ – https://plus.google.com/+BookshelfBattleblog/posts
It’s not that it takes much effort to write this column. My powerful mind allows me to perform hundreds of tasks simultaneously.
I just feel my brilliance needs to be exposed to more than 3.5 readers.
By the way, if you have a question, I’ll answer it, as I am also on a mission to raise Earth’s collective intelligence levels one answer at a time.
You can ask your questions through this site or the same Twitter and Google Plus info above.
The Mighty Potentate has declared your planet to be uber stupid.
No offense.
Alien image courtesy of a shutter stock.com license.
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When I need a good laugh in a long, earth-bound day, I’ll be sure to come back here.