Good morning 3.5 Readers.
As regular readers, you’re aware that Bookshelf Q. Battledog holds the esteemed position of Security Chief of Bookshelf Q. Battler Headquarters.
That’s right. All enemies of BQB HQ must go through this furry protector:
QUESTION: Do you think BQBD is sufficiently scary? If you were an enemy of BQBHQ, would you cower in terror upon seeing him or punt him like a football and then engage in a hostile takeover of the Bookshelf Battle Blog as the evil Yeti did a couple years ago?
You wouldn’t know it to look at him, but he has actually devoured 7,345 intruders alive. He also knows karate, ninjutsu, kung-fu and tae kwon do.
But I don’t know. There’s just something about him that makes me worry he may not be sufficiently intimidating.
And when you run a blog dedicated to putting more awesomeness in the world, I really need a fearsome beast that will protect me from all who would seek to stop the awesome.
I can’t figure it out. Maybe he needs to work out more. Hit the gym a little.
What say you, 3.5 readers?