I’ll give you a person, a place and a thing.
You write a story around it.
Here we go:
A teenager, a garage and his Dad’s wrecked car.
A British aristocrat, a rodeo and a jug of moonshine.
The Pope, New Orleans and a delicious Reuben sandwich with extra slaw.
Your mother-in-law, Barbados and a gallon of motion lotion.
Thomas Edison, Mars and a light bulb.
A lion tamer, a bathroom and a plunger.
The King of the Elven Warriors of Gooba Dooba, the top of a hill and a bag of pomegranates.
The Earl of Sandwich, a beach and a lobster roll.
Beethoven, Compton during the early 1990s and an invitation to tour a gangster rap recording studio.
An astronaut, Uranus and a gelatin mold in the shape of a giraffe.
Napoleon Bonaparte, a wacky frat party and a hacky sack.
Niles Batzengant, Professional Zombie Killer, Manhattan and a hickory stick.
An idiot, Thanksgiving dinner at your Grandma’s house and a bugle.
Cowboy Ron, a fast food joint drive-thru and an umbrella.
Phoebe the Wall Street investment banker, a used car dealership and a pack of playing cards.
Kenny the Depressed Vampire, a lonely hotel room and a wooden stake.
A supermarket cashier, Pismo Beach and a lucky rabbit’s foot.
Father Tom Connor, a confession booth and a box of crayons.
A train conductor, Grand Central station and a potato.
A horse riding instructor, the deck of a battle ship and a bag of stale Halloween candy.
Santa Claus, the back room of a lewd establishment and a bottle of the house’s most expensive champagne.
Stand-up comedian Stan Larue, the middle of a witch’s coven and a back scratcher.
Your high school gym teacher, a pirate ship and a loofah.
Ann Plattersburg, Renegade Garner, a tulip farm onboard the intergalactic space station and a bottle of hot sauce.
Jimmy the Stoner, the White House and a beer helmet.
Olaf the Viking Chieftain, tea time at a proper lady’s house and a tube of prescription strength anti-herpes medicinal ointment.
Robin Hood, a lending library and a whet stone.
Harrison Wellington, Novice Donkey Wrangler, the jungle and a cheese sandwich.
A robot repairman, a trash compactor and a box of cereal.
Famed actor Stu Winnebago, a psychiatrist’s leather couch and a pocket watch.
Professional hockey player Pete Sarbo, a ridiculously long ride at an amusement park and a toothbrush.
A dog walker, a haberdashery and a fedora.
Waldo the Passive Aggressive Clown, a children’s birthday party and a kazoo.
A lunatic, Chicago and a photograph of a turnip.
World famous checker player Xander Mazbett, a den of thieves and stolen cutlery.
A superhero, an ice cream parlor and an expired gift card.
A TV weatherman, the eye of a hurricane and a pair of sweet ass front row concert tickets.
A mad scientist, a cosplayer convention and an empty wallet.
An alligator wrestler, the Everglades and a dog whistle.
A pizza delivery boy, a Shaolin temple and a banana.
A samba dancer, a model train enthusiast convention and a broken pencil.
Frank the bartender, a beauty parlor and a bottle of cheap scotch.
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