By: The Yeti, International War Criminal/Fuzzy Snow Monster, Self-Appointed Ruler of the Bookshelf Battle Blog
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Today I control the Bookshelf Battle Blog. Tomorrow, I shall control the world. And I will make the entire planet incredibly boring. It will be so boring that C-SPAN will be on every channel.