Jump in your ride and crank up the rap music, 3.5 readers.
It’s time to check out the new Fate of the Furious trailer.
I have literally lost track of how many of these films have been made now.
They began in the early 2000s but were ahead of their time. They needed CGI to catch up with them, not to mention a little sprinkling of The Rock’s film franchise resurrection powers.
Fast Five, where they took the show down to Rio, will always be my favorite, mainly because it was the one where it was like, “Hey after four movies I think we figured out a winning formula!”
Anyway, you’ve got the fast cars, the non-stop rap songs, the fight scenes, the gratuitous booty…it’s all a young man’s wet dream or, if you’re like me and refuse to grow old in spirit (because my body’s agreed to get old) then you love them too.
It looks like Dom betrays his team of early 2000s rappers and works with Charlize Theron, who is hotter than ever. I assume we’ll get some sort of explanation.
I dunno. These films are fun to bust on but you know you’ll all be there front row with popcorn in hand. I know I will.