NO, REALLY, THE MOST UNNECESSARY SEQUEL OF 2016 AWARD
Independence Day 2. Holy shit. It was awful. I stand corrected about Bad Santa 2. Bad Santa 2 was pretty unnecessary, but Independence Day 1 itself was borderline useless and just has some fun nostalgia value but 2…just did not need to happen. 3 will be worse.
From the far reaches of space, aliens travel to Earth…
…to remind me that I am now old as f%&kT and have accomplished very little in 20 years.
Although in my defense, neither has the world! So there’s that.
BQB here with a review of Independence Day: Resurgence.
The year was 1996.
Bill Clinton was in the White House, chasing interns around the Oval Office with his pants around his ankles and turning Monica Lewinsky into a human humidor (Google it, millennials. It’s too disgusting to go into further detail.)
The Beastie Boys were laying down some of their ill-est shit.
The sentence “Bill Cosby gave that lady his pudding pop” could only have been construed as “that nice comedic father figure was kind enough to give a woman the delicious frozen snack treat that he endorses.”
The Internet was in its infancy. It was a cute toy but…
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