Best Shark vs. Hot Chick Movie of 2016
BQB’s Shelfy Awards continue. I didn’t think much of the Shallows going into it, but I love it when a low budget movie yields big results. It’s pretty much Blake on a rock avoiding a shark for most of the movie, but it still provides a lot of suspense. iTunes had it for 99 cents the other day, I don’t know if they will do that forever but you might check it out.
A shark takes a bite out of Blake Lively’s phat ass and comes back for more.
BQB here with a review of The Shallows.
SPOILERS.
OK, so the shark doesn’t take a bite out of Blake’s bodacious booty though let’s be honest, could anyone have blamed him? I mean not an actual “bite” bite but still.
Hmm…that joke didn’t land? That’s ok. Nothing new for the Bookshelf Battle Blog.
The set-up? Nancy (Blake), depressed over the loss of her mother to cancer, takes a sojourn from medical school to do some surfing in a shallow cove.
A shark bites her leg and then from thereon it’s about two hours of Blake swimming from rock to rock, trying to think up ways to outfox the finned freak.
I knew very little of this film going into it but it was an enjoyable surprise. I assume it was low budget and if…
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