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Zom Fu – Part 4 – Aftermath

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Junjie is beside himself with woe.  The Infallible Master will walk the earth forever as a ghost, Mei-Ling is a statue and Niu is a brain addict.

Chapter 22          Chapter 23          Chapter 24           Chapter 25

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Help Me Pick a Book Cover for Zom Fu

Zombies + Kung Fu = Zom Fu!

Dragonhand, the vile master of the Clan of the Terrifyingly Unnatural Brain Bite, uses his kung fu skills to rip out the brains of his enemies, then eats them in order to gain the knowledge they hold inside.

Will Junjie be able to save the day before Dragonhand eats the Emperor’s brain?

Find out in Zom Fu!

But before you can find out, a) I have to write it and b), you have to help me choose a book cover.

I know which one I am leaning towards but I require your assistance 3.5.

Vote for your favorite cover here!

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Zom Fu – Chapter 25

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Niu sighed. “Oh cruel fate.”

“How are you feeling?” Junjie asked.

“Like the fates have conspired to give me a throbbing headache,” Niu said as he winced.

“Do you still have a hunger for brains, my son?” the master asked.

“That’s ridiculous,” Niu said.

Junjie picked a zombie brain up off of the courtyard floor.

“Why would anyone have a hunger for…”

Junjie held the brain in front of Niu’s face. The giant’s  eyes widened. “…brains? Brain! Give me the…”

The hero hid the brain behind his back. Niu’s calm demeanor returned.

“…brain. Don’t be absurd. Who’d want to eat a brain?”

“You,” Junjie said. “You fought me over one.”

“I did?” Niu asked

“You don’t remember?” Junjie asked.

“Brain addicts often suffer from memory loss,” the master said. “Their minds block out the terrible acts they commit in search of brains.”

“Please,” Niu said. “I’m not a brain addict. I have never even eaten a…”

Junjie held the brain out in front of the big man’s face. “Brain!” Niu shouted. “Give it here!”

The hero tossed the brain over his shoulder.  It fell to the courtyard floor with a splat.

“Aww,” Niu said. “Wait. What was I saying?”

“That you don’t want to eat a brain,” Junjie said. “Although clearly you do.”

“Right,” Niu said. “Although I do remember that I avoided the temptation earlier.”

“How?” the master asked.

“The children,” Niu said.

“Oh no,” Junjie said.

“Niu,” the master said. “Please tell me you did not eat the children’s brains!”

“Of course not,” Niu said. “But when I ripped out the brain of one of Dragonhand’s warriors, I became enamored with it. I believe I would have devoured it had the children not divided my attention. I dropped the brain and got the young ones out through the passage but once I came to the courtyard I…”

“…went mad for brains,” Junjie said.

“I am thankful you have yet to eat a brain,” the master said. “And we must keep it that way, lest you go the way of Dragonhand.”

“I pray that is not my fate,” Niu said.

“Master,” Niu said. “How are you…”

“A ghost?” the master asked. “Astral projection.”

“Oh,” Niu said. “The Fourth Infallible Master was able to that. I surely enjoyed my one day of being keeper of the library before it was burnt to the ground.”

“Disciples,” the master said. “We must not waste time with further idle chatter.”

“I agree,” Junjie said. “We must attack Dragonhand head on.”

The master shook his head. “No. You must travel south.”

“South?” Junjie asked. “But that’s not the way to the Emperor’s palace.”

“No,” the master said. “And Niu, you must travel west.”

“If it is my fate to do so, then so be it,” Niu said.

“We’re just going to let the brain addict go?” Junjie asked.

“He appears to have his condition under control, for now,” the master said. “Get him out of here quickly,” the master said.

“I will,” Junjie replied as he began untying the knots around Niu’s arms.

“And nunchuk his face if he submits to brain lust,” the master said.

“I will,” Junjie repeated.

“Is it my fate that everyone will speak about me as if I’m not right here now?” Niu asked.

“Begin your travels,” the master said. “I will reconvene with both of you as soon as possible.”

“Where will you go?” Junjie asked.

“To the Imperial Palace,” the master said. “To warn Captain Tsang.”

Poof! The master disappeared.

Soon, Niu was free. He stood up and towered over Junjie. He looked down at his fellow disciple.

“No hard feelings?” Junjie asked as he looked up at Niu.

“Ow,” Niu said as he rubbed his head. “I doubt the fates would allow it.”

Niu noticed Mei-Ling.  “What in the…”

“Cast in stone by Dragonhand,”  Junjie said.  “The master said she still lives.”

“Now I regret complaining about my fate,” Niu said.

Junjie wrapped his arms around Mei-Ling’s waist.  He gritted his teeth as he strained to lift his love, but she wouldn’t budge.

Niu brushed Junjie aside, then picked up Mei-Ling and heaved her over his shoulder as if she were a light bundle.

“Fear not, brother,” Niu said.  “I shall protect your woman and leave her with the people of the village nearby. It will give me a chance to check on the children.”

“Thank you,” Junjie said.  He looked up at his love’s stone face.  “Goodbye, Mei-Ling.”

Niu waited a moment.  “I do not think she will be saying goodbye to you.”

Junjie rolled his eyes.  “I know.  Just don’t…you’re ruining the moment.”

“Oh,” Niu said.

The big man waited another moment as Junjie stared at Mei-Ling’s cold eyes.

“Do you wish me to put your petrified lover down and leave for a while so that you may defile her?”

Junjie shook his head.  “And now you ruined it.”

“I am sorry,” Niu said.

“It’s fine,” Junjie said.  “Just go.”

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Zom Fu – Chapter 24

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Junjie hogtied Niu, leaving the passed out giant hogtied, flat on his stomach with his hands tied to his feet.

“I don’t understand,” Junjie said. “For as long as I have known Niu, he has always been peaceful. This is the first time I have ever seen him lash out in anger.”

“His fatalist ways have served him well,” the master said. “But few men can resist the temptation of a brain.”

The hero looked down at the ground, where a brain that had been yanked out of a zombie skull was lying on the ground. “What’s so tempting about them? They are hideous.”

The master chuckled. “The Staff of Ages made a fine choice in you, my son.”

Junjie sat down and leaned up against the wall that his sleepy, humongous comrade had bashed him against moments earlier. The master’s apparition joined him.

“The Staff of Ages?” Junjie asked. “Now I really don’t understand.”

“Yes, brains are disgusting,” the master said. “But knowledge is power. On the grand scale of virtually limitless time and space, humans are but specks of dust. The average man has only a short time on this earth to learn and store knowledge in his brain. When a man eats another man’s brain, he consumes that man’s knowledge. By consuming many brains, one can fill his own brain with knowledge that could only be obtained otherwise by living for several lifetimes.”

“Or you could just abstain,” Junjie said as he pointed at the brain. “Because its disgusting.”

“Other than myself and my predecessor, the Eighteenth Infallible Master, you are the only man I have met who has been able to resist a brain,” the master said.

“That can’t be possible,” Junjie said. “Disgusting things are easy to resist.”

“Not when it comes to brains,” the master said. “The body realizes the power of the knowledge trapped within a brain. It wants it. Yearns for it. Craves it. Brain eating becomes a terrible addiction, so incurable that even when a body dies and the soul inside makes its way to Diyu, the body itself carries on in search of brains.”

Junjie shook his head. “So that’s…”

“…how a zombie is born,” the master said.

The hero sat quietly for awhile. “Do other bodily organs turn people into monsters?”

“I’ve yet to hear of anyone becoming a monster from eating a liver, kidney, or lungs,” the master said. “But the heart is a different story, one that I’ve only discussed with Captain Tsang of the Imperial Guard. For now, it need not concern you other than you must be aware that those who eat hearts are very dangerous.”

“Do most people lose control around hearts as they do around brains?” Junjie asked.

“No,” the master said. “Before one desires to eat a heart, one must have suffered unimaginable sorrow. Those whose hearts have been irreparably broken seek to replace their hearts by consuming the hearts of others, but doing so only leads to acts of unspeakable evil.”

Junjie stared at Mei-Ling. “Master, we must save her.”

“Yes,” the master said. “But first, we must save China, so that there will be a place for Mei-Ling to come back to once she is saved.”

Niu stirred and looked over at his captors. “Ungh…am I hallucinating or is the master a ghost?”

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