#53 – Lucky Rabbit’s Foot
One day while perusing the knick knacks in a gift shop, Gordon spies a lucky rabbit’s foot key chain.
“I sure could use some of that,” Gordon says.
Gordon buys the key chain, and takes it to his rundown, ramshackle house, where he lives alone with no wife and no kids even though he is pushing forty. There, at a table piled with overdue bills, he attaches his keys to the key chain. He then goes to bed.
In the morning, Gordon is offered a do-nothing job with a high six-figure salary, a free mansion due to his name being selected at random in a contest, and on his phone, there are ten messages from his ex-wife seeking to patch things up.
“Thank you, lucky rabbit’s foot!” Gordon shouts.
Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. Gordon opens it to find an adorable, three-legged bunny.
“If I were you, I’d toss the leg in the river, buddy,” the bunny says.
“Oh,” Gordon says. “I’m sorry. Is this yours?”
“Yeah,” the bunny replies. “But keep that foot away from me. Why do you think I chopped it off in the first place? It brought me nothing but misery. Sure, it put me on easy street for a time. I surrounded by fine ass bunny broads and all the carrots I could eat, but before I knew it, I was being chased by a psychopathic farmer who wanted to turn me into bunny stew.”
“Wow,” Gordon says. “I’m sorry to hear that.”
“Yeah,” the bunny says. “And you’ll be sorry if you keep that thing. But why would you listen to me? None of the previous owners of that leg did and they’re all six feet under now. You’ll be no different.”
The bunny hops away. Gordon shuts the door, sits down, and ponders his situation.
What is in store for Gordon? Will he keep the rabbit’s foot? Will it cause him misery if it does? Take the story from here and follow it to a conclusion.
#54 – Surprise Cake
As Daphne the stripper is wheeled inside a giant cake on a cart to a location to be determined, she starts questioning her life choices. She wishes she had stayed in school, stayed away from alcohol and made something of her life.
“This is my last job,” she whispers to herself. “I’m going to be clean and legit from hereon out.”
The cake stops. Daphne hears some voices coming from the outside. She bursts out of the cake in her birthday suit, sending crumbs and bits of frosting flying everywhere as she shouts, “Surprise!”
Sadly, Daphne is the only one who is surprised. Instead of a beer hall filled with obsequious perverts, she’s in a church filled with nicely dressed, God fearing folk. This isn’t the bachelor party she was expecting at all.
“Umm,” Daphne says as she desperately tries to cover herself with her arms, “I think there’s been a mistake?”
How did this happen? Will the church folk call the cops, or was this mixup a form of divine intervention? Perhaps these bible thumpers will help Daphne get on the straight and narrow path to salvation? Or, will some unforeseen events transpire?
#55 – Heaven
For me, Heaven is a place where you can eat as much of the worst possible food imaginable as you want and never gain a pound. Also, hot babes are plentiful and they find me attractive and interesting. Better yet, I find myself attractive and interesting. Also, it is possible to canoodle with the hot babes with reckless abandon and not wake up itchy the next morning.
What is Heaven like for you? Write a description.
#56 – Hell
For me, Hell is a place where you have unlimited cookies but no milk to dunk them in, unlimited chicken nuggets but no sauce to dip them in. Also, hot babes are plentiful and they find me interesting and attractive. However, I am wearing a pair of titanium pants that are so securely tight around my lower half that I can’t really do anything with those hot babes. Yet they keep coming on to me anyway.
What is Hell like for you? Write a description.
#57 – Moldy Food Monster
Greg is a total slob. He’s vaguely heard of a device known as a trash can but he’s never used one before in his entire life. He comes. He parks his butt on the couch, watches TV and throws his fast food containers in a corner of the room.
Over a period of several months, the moldy food inside of the containers grow mold. They seep out of the containers, stick together and form one great big giant moldy food monster.
Name the monster. Give him a personality. Will he be good or evil? Will he help Greg fix his lousy life or will he suck his creator into a deeper, darker hole of sadness and despair?
#58 – The Drunk Reaper
The Grim Reaper, exhausted after ushering souls off to the great beyond, cracks open a beer, then another one, and then after one. He moves up to shots and after awhile, he’s wasted.
While “Death” sleeps off a hangover, no one in the entire world dies for twenty-four hours. When he wakes up, he sees the world is still running and decides that no one will miss him if he just up and quits.
Thus, no one ever dies. Everyone lives forever.
a) Write a story from the perspective that this is bad. No one accomplishes anything if they think they have unlimited time to do it in. The world’s resources dry up if people are being continuously added without anyone being subtracted.
b) Write a story from the perspective that this is good. Everyone is happy because they no longer have to worry about dying. Criminals lose their strength because they can’t threaten anyone with violence anymore if no one can die. People can eat, drink and be merry without worrying about the health effects. People are nice to each other because they feel like there’s less of a competition for life’s resources. After all, as long as you get to live forever, then if you don’t get what you want today, you can always try again tomorrow.
#59 – Mail Order Bride
Depressed and lonely, Gus fills out an online form on a Russian mail order bride website. After he clicks the submit button, he starts having second thoughts and realizes this might have been a mistake.
Days later, Gus comes home from work to find a large crate on his front doorstep. He pries it open only to discover a hot Siberian babe named Svetlana inside, covered with styrofoam packing peanuts.
Will this be a love story? A comedy? A drama? Some other genre? You decide, then write it.
#60- Get Medieval
The Red Knight is kind and wishes to bring peace to the realm. The Purple Knight is kind of a jerk face and wants nothing more than to rule the realm with iron fist and kill all who disobey.
Strap on your suit of armor and tell the epic tale of Red Knight vs. Purple Knight.