Hey 3.5 readers.
So this post isn’t meant to be a referendum on Trump. Complain about politics on your own time.
This is a post about aliens, or more specifically, whether or not that US government has one in captivity.
I always figured that if the government does have an alien, they’d probably show it to the president right away. A new presidents first days are, I can only assume, filled with all sorts of lackies, henchmen, bureaucrats, operatives etc. coming up the the president and being all like, “OK sir, there are few people in the world who know this and we are now going to tell you and it is going to blow your mind.”
So anyway, if we do have an alien, I don’t think Trump would be able to hold back on that one. He’d totally get on Twitter and be all like, “Just met Meepzorp and boy is that guy’s head yuge! He’s a really classy extraterrestrial, let me tell you. All of my intergalactic beings are fantastic. Hillary didn’t even get to meet Meepzorp. #sad.”
That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it. As a nerd, I never knew if we had an alien or not, but if we did, it would not surprise me, but now I don’t think we do because Trump would have posted a photo of himself with the alien by now.