…if I can get 3,500 WordPress followers to commemorate the love I have for my 3.5 readers by following my amazing blog, then I will celebrate by hiring this chainsaw juggling man to provide a celebratory chainsaw juggling video.
You people aren’t following fast enough. Get your priorities straight. It’s like you don’t even want to see a man juggle a chainsaw, for crying out loud.
Bookshelf Battle 