Hey 3.5 readers.
I’m trying not to be that guy, you know the “Oh look at me I self-published a book guy!” but sometimes this blog is more for me than for you, although I’m happy to have all 3.5 of you.
Often, I forget what I write and surprise myself with forgotten memories years later. So I’d like to record this one.
I sold my first book! I’ve given 120 copies away for free but now someone actually parted with money to read my book. Huzzah!
Priced at 99 cents, I have an entire 35 cents coming my way (Amazon gets the other 64 cents.)
What should I do with my newfound 35 cents, 3.5 readers? (Hmm…is that a sign, since “35” is just 3.5 without the point? Interesting…)
I thought about cashing it out and wearing the coins in a little sack around my neck. It would probably impress all the ladies at da club.
But instead, I think I will save it. I’ve got an empty mayonnaise jar on my desk and it is labeled “BQB’s Malibu Beach House Party Featuring Scantily Clad Women of Ill Repute with Loose Morals.”
35 cents in. $999,999.64 to go.
Anyone want to pay me $999,999.64 for a book? No? OK just checking.
Thank you first person to buy my book. I hope you enjoy it.