Amazon warrior babes! Evil Germans! The best female superhero ever!
BQB here with a review of Wonder Woman.
Let me just say it right off the bat, 3.5 readers. This is a great movie – a really great movie.
It was a high stakes film for DC and Warner Brothers, a make or break film in their quest to create a Justice League franchise that would rival the success of Marvel’s Avengers.
The first attempt, last year’s Batman vs. Superman was an economy sized stink burger with extra poop cheese. The second attempt, Suicide Squad, was not a critical success, though I liked it personally.
Luckily, WB/DC not only avoided a third strike with Wonder Woman – they knocked it out of the park.
Princess Diana (Gal Gadot) lives an idyllic, peaceful life on a secret island filled with super hot, boner-inducing Amazon warrior babes. For years, she’s been told a tale by her mother, Queen Hippolyta and aunt, Antiope (Robin Wright) of how men were once kind and noble but alas, their minds were poisoned by Aries, the God of War, to fight one another.
The Amazons found safety on an island paradise but that is disturbed when WWI pilot Steve Trevor crash lands on their territory. When Steve informs the super hot warrior babes that World War One (or just, the World War at that time) has broken out, Diana is convinced that this is the handiwork of Aries and teams of with Steve to save the day.
Great action, amazing special effects and plenty of humor as Diana adjusts to life in the early 1900s, a time when women were expected to be obedient to men and only speak when spoken to. (Ah, those were the days! Wait, who said that? Surely, not me. Crap. I’m going to get complaint letters now.)
Gal Gadot was the perfect choice for this role and she can wrap me up in her lasso of truth anytime. Alas, I just wish I had more interesting stories to tell her.
The story is great, a real blend of history and fiction to come up with something unique on its own.
Frankly, I wish this film had been the start of WB/DC’s foray into Justice League territory. Marvel has been making bank for nearly a decade with a tried and true formula, namely, give each hero their own movie, then put all the heroes into one movie, then give each hero their follow up movies, then do another movie where all the heroes get together and repeat.
Admittedly, DC had a higher mountain to climb. Batman and Superman are so well known that no one needed another movie where little Bruce Wayne sees his parents get shot or another movie where baby Kal-El crash lands in an Iowa cornfield.
Still, there could have been some standalone films where we are introduced to the latest incarnations of Batman and Superman. True, we did get that with Man of Steel, but otherwise, Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman were all tossed into a big crap sandwich in the super sucky Batman vs. Superman before we ever got to learn what makes any of them tick.
And really, Wonder Woman was the only part of B vs. S that did not suck the super big one.
This is the first critical success for the Justice League franchise and what I hope will be the beginning of a winning streak. Unfortunately, from the trailer of this November’s Justice League, I fear the winning streak won’t last long, as characters like Cyborg, Aqua Man and the Flash are all lumped together before we get movies that tell us who these characters are and what they are all about.
At least, no matter what, we can say we know what makes Wonder Woman tick, thanks to this film.
STATUS: Shelf-worthy. Best film of the year thus far. Get off your butts and see it in the theater, 3.5. You’ll be glad you did.