By: The Yeti, International War Criminal/Fuzzy Snow Monster and New Appointed Ruler of Yetishelf Battle (Formerly Bookshelf Battle)
Muah ha…muah ha…MUAH HA HA!
Yes, 3.5 readers, it is I, the international war criminal/fuzzy snow monster known as, “The Yeti” and I am now in full control of the Bookshelf Battle Blog.
My plan was foolproof. I laid in wait until BQB, VGRF, and even the incompetent security chief Bookshelf Q. Battledog were in a deep Thanksgiving food induced coma and then I took control of Bookshelf Q. Battler Headquarters in fabulous East Randomtown.
As you know, yetis love boring things and boring things alone and this foolish blog was far too stimulating.
Sure it has 3.5 readers today, but what if there are 11.7 readers tomorrow and 25.8 readers the day after that? Anarchy and madness, I tell you.
BQB’s awesome movie reviews? DONE!
BQB’s rants and ravings? GONE!
The goofy columnists? Try, my goofy hostages.
Boredom is the name of my game and from now on, this blog will be incredibly boring.
Super boring things that you can expect from this blog from now on:
- Pictures of cats, but they won’t be doing adorable things. They will be just licking themselves.
- Reviews of phonebooks printed in 1972.
- Dramatic readings from dish washer operational manuals.
- The national budget.
- Documentaries about feet.
And that’s just the start of it!
You are doomed, 3.5 readers. Doomed, I say! Doomed to be bored forever, for BQB shall never be heard from again!
Is this the end of Bookhelf Q. Battler and the Bookshelf Battle Blog as we know it? Stay tuned…