I’m a day late but what the hell.
What is your favorite kind of pie, 3.5 readers? (Hey, 3.5 is pretty close to 3.14.)
Maybe I should call you “pi readers.”
That could become my new thing. “Hi. I’m Bookshelf Q. Battler and I run a blog dedicated to entertaining pi readers.”
Bookshelf Battle 
no pie. I don’t like crust.
all of them except mincemeat
Apple…pop it in the microwave with some butter, sugar, and cinnamon on top and then dial 911
Sounds delicious and nutritious