Views By Country in 2016 As of Right Now:
#1 – United States – 4,511 -‘Murica! (Most views are from Aunt Gertie)
#2 – United Kingdom – 253 – Not a bad turn out but you Brits could do more. Drop the scones. Hide the crumpets. Log on to this fine blog, guvnah.
#3 – Canada – 203 – Come on Canucks. Stare at hockey and moose butts less and my blog more.
#4 – Australia – 151 – I appreciate you Aussies taking the time to check this site out…especially because…ahh! There’s a dingo eating your baby! (Made you look.)
U.S., U.K., Canada, Australia – I suppose like any English speaking author these are my top four.
But let’s not leave out:
#5 – India – 60 – I need to break out into spontaneous song and dance numbers to get their attention.
#6 – France – 59 – Sacre bleu! Ooo la la! That’s all I know.
#7 – Germany – 50 – This blog needs more disco and leather pants.
#8 – Brazil – 42 – I’m not sure if it is a tribe along the banks of the Amazon or somewhere in the favelas of Rio, but somewhere down there, a tiny pocket of Brazilians are all about BQB. DANZA KUDORO! OH OH OH OH! I don’t know. I just like that song because it was it was in Fast Five. I saw that movie by the way and I believe it qualifies me as an expert on Brazil.
#9 – The Philippines – 39 – Is that lady that bought a zillion shoes still in charge there?
#10 – Spain – 29 – Hola amigos. Yo so Bookshelf Que Battler. Leer mi blogador mas por favor. Gracias.
By the way, I have admonished the New Zealanders before and I need to do so again. You guys are #11 with 26 views this year. You speak English yet you’re being beaten by the Indians, French, Germans, Brazilians, Philippinos, and the Spanish.
They aren’t shooting the Hobbit movies there any more. What could possibly be going on in New Zealand that is so interesting that it is keeping you from becoming one of my 3.5 readers?