Well, 3.5 readers. It finally happened.
I got a draft of a book finished that I felt was worthy enough to print out:
I know. Very exciting. But this is big. I believe it will get done and sooner rather than later.
Bookshelf Battle
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Don’t forget to read it backwards line by line to break the flow and catch mistakes.