3.5 readers, BQB here.
I don’t mean to alarm you, but as we draw near to the end of the first day of my first book being available for purchase on Amazon, I’m growing increasingly concerned about my sales figures, which, as you can see by this handy chart, are non-existent:
Fellow self-publishers, let’s have a rap session as they used to say in the 1970s. What suggestions do you have for me, a first time self-publisher, to get my sales skyrocketing?
I mean, I know I’m supposed to manage my expectations, but I really thought I’d be in a Malibu beach house in a hot tub full of supermodels by now and yet I can barely afford a cold shower and a nudey magazine.