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Daily Discussion with BQB – Should Free Peanut Butter Cups Be Distributed to the Homeless?
PRO: They’d have something to eat.
CON: They might get fat.
Discuss.
Daily Discussion with BQB – Should There Be a Space Force?
As a nerd, I give a resounding yes. The name is awesome and sounds like it comes from a sci-fi movie. However, I think I can read Trump’s mind. I think his idea is that thousands of years from now, contact will be made between humans and aliens. If a U.S. Space Force is started, that will likely be the organization that contacts the aliens. Ergo, Trump wants to reserve a spot in the history books as the creator of the Space Force that eventually made contact with aliens.
My two cents on what he is up to anyway. Either that, or he’ll push for a Mars expedition with the hope of building a structure that might get the name “Trump” slapped on it, which you might laugh at, but JFK’s support for the space program led to the creation of the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
I don’t know. Love or hate Trump, but I like this idea. Sign me up for the Space Force.
Come to think of it, our POTUS does like pussy. (What’s not to like?) Maybe he is hoping the Space Force might be able to find and bring back some green space bitches with multiple pussies to grab. Ugh, nice in theory but in reality, way too much work to please all that pussy.
I wouldn’t mind finding some space bitches with three titties though. That’s just three times the fun.
In all seriousness, life surely exists in the vast reaches of space. It would be amazing to make contact, though whether or not that contact would yield good or bad results for humanity remains to be seen. Due to our curious natures, we’ll always keep trying to make that contact, even though the safe bet is to stick to our own corner of the galaxy, so we might as well keep on trying and see what happens. Hopefully, whatever happens is a good thing.
DISCUSS.
Daily Discussion with BQB – Should Farts Be Taxed?
PRO: Making people pay for their farts might motivate them to fart less and this may lead to less air pollution. Maybe people will at least try to eat less fart inducing foods and this will be beneficial to their health.
CON: If people fart less, the gas will be trapped in their bodies for longer periods, causing gaseous internal damage. People are so strapped for cash already that if they have to pay a fart tax, they will just hold the farts in until they spontaneously combust. You’ll be sitting at your cubicle and the guy next to you will just, all of a sudden, be consumed in a fire and then people will be like, “Well, I guess Stanley had a chili cheese corn dog and an extra-large Coke for lunch and couldn’t afford the fart tax due to his child support payments.”
Discuss.
Daily Discussion with BQB – Should We Spend 87 Percent of Our GDP on Curing Seahorses of Gluten Allergies?
PRO: Yes, it’s terrible those little guys suffer so much.
CON: Fuck seahorses.
Discuss.
Daily Discussion with BQB – Should the Pope Learn How to Dance the Hustle?
PRO: He’d learn how to dance a popular 1970s dance.
CON: None that I can see.
Discuss.
Daily Discussion with BQB – Hamster Marriage
3.5 readers, a very important discussion today.
Should hamsters be allowed to marry?
Specifically…should hamsters have the right…
- to marry other hamsters?
- to marry people?
- to marry cats?
- to marry dogs?
- to marry frogs?
- to marry gophers?
- to marry chimpanzees?
- to marry platypi?
- to have straight hamster marriage?
- to have gay hamster marriage?
- for three hamsters to get married?
This is truly the great question of our age. And I don’t ask it lightly. Frankly, I dont know where all the hamsters in the pet store are coming from, but I can only assume that all those hamsters are the result of some very hardcore hamster fucking and I am tired of these hamsters living in sin, having all kinds of freaky hamster sex without exchanging vows and making it all official in the eyes of God.
Further, and please, stop being a bigot, folks, OK? It’s 2018, so I really think that if we are going to let straight hamsters get married then we should let gay hamsters get married to. It’s time, folks. OK? It’s time.
If hamsters want to marry outside of their species, I’m fine with it. If a hamster wants to marry a duck or a mongoose or something, that’s fine. Who am I to tell a hamster that he or she can’t love a penguin?
And I’m not going to tell a hamster that he or she can’t love an inanimate object either, so if a hamster wants to marry a deck of playing cards or a bag of chips or a tasteful rendering of Wayne Newton, bare chested and riding a unicorn into outer space, who am I to say no?
Now, you might wonder, how could a hamster fuck an elephant or a goat or a donkey or a bucket of extra crispy fried chicken or a roll of wet paper towels. While I applaud your inquisitive mind, I remind you that this is none of your business. You don’t need to know. Hamsters aren’t taking notes about your sexual habits so you don’t need to take notes about theirs, OK? Sheesh. 2018 people.
Anyway, please let me know your thoughts on the important issue of hamster sex and/or more importantly, hamster marriage and whether or not you support hamster matrimony.
Daily Discussion with BQB – Miss America Cancels Swimsuit Competition
What a strange new world, 3.5 readers.
Gotta be honest, I was outraged for 3.5 seconds until I realized the Miss America pageant was basically spanking material for lonely men in a time when there wasn’t any Internet porn. Now that there’s Internet porn, there’s no reason to watch it.
I mean, really, when was the last time you watched it? I haven’t watched it in many moons.
Ehh, let’s be honest though. It’s not like they’re going to remove the swimsuit portion and then suddenly give it to some smart scientist woman who has a big brain but looks like Rosie O’Donnell or something.
They’ll just give it to the hottest chick in the evening wear competition.
I actually wonder if they’re doing this because Trump is president now and wasn’t he the big beauty pageant mogul for awhile? I don’t remember exactly if he had any sway over Miss America but maybe when he was working in entertainment, casinos, the hot chick model industry, he might have been able to put his two cents in and put the kibosh on this tomfoolery. Giving up power over the hot babe modeling industry to become the leader of the free world. Sheesh. Way to prioritize, Donald.
What say you, 3.5 readers? My feeling is either it’s an antiquated contest where women compete like cattle at the county fair livestock auction and should be retired or otherwise keep it, but let’s not pretend it’s like a great competition of intelligence and talent when the hottest chick is just going to win anyway.
Americans really do love their BS.
Daily Discussion with BQB – The Dancing Doctor
I read this story on CNN and I think I’m about to pack it in, 3.5 readers.
The desire for fame apparently knows no bounds.
If you didn’t click the link, I’ll try to summarize. There’s an Atlanta surgeon and she had a YouTube channel where she sings, dances, and raps while cutting into patients, even having assistants join in. You can see clips in the CNN story. The vids have been taken down from her YouTube channel but you can still find some about the Internet. I can’t be sure, but, to me anyway, it looks like she moved the scalpel to the beat in one video. Again, I’m no expert so I don’t want to say that for sure. I could be wrong but…well, I hope I’m wrong. Scalpels should be moved, you know, according to medical rules and not to a funky beat.
If she’d done this on her own time…maybe out of the hospital, made a fun video where she raps and dances over a fake patient, it would be ok. A fun self promo.
But…I mean, even if the patients can’t be identified…you just see stomachs and so on…if you go to a doctor to get surgery, you didn’t sign up to have your body parts shown online and how she didn’t realize the world is small and that wouldn’t eventually get back to someone who would complain.
I don’t know. Social media has brought out our worst instincts. Sometimes I’m a champion for social media. It gives a voice to people who were previously voiceless.
But then I just wonder if the old way was better. Become famous by, you know, actually doing something. Otherwise, it’s just acting a fool for the camera.
I worry about that with this blog. I have been thinking about shutting it all down lately. I have beaten myself up for years for not becoming super rich and famous and successful, as if it were somehow easy and I didn’t pull that off a tree as if fame is low hanging fruit easily within reach. But maybe I just did my best within the limits I have and the cards I was dealt and maybe my free time would be better spent walking in the park, or working on my health, taking a bike ride, getting a new hobby…
I have no idea. I like to think my writing is somehow constructive…but I feel like a jackass, waving my hands along the information superhighway. “Look at me! Notice me! Pay attention to me!”
I mean, it’s not as bad as this woman but perhaps this blog is just a form of doing jumping jacks to get noticed.
Stuff like this just leaves me depressed. This woman is a doctor. Probably paid well. Obtained knowledge and a skill few can handle. Probably could have written and/or made serious content about doctoring and just….no. I’m sorry. You shouldn’t go in for surgery and end up with your naked stomach on YouTube.
We need to invent time travel and get young Mark Zuckerberg laid so he never kicks off this social media mess. Everyone was better off where they said, “Fuck it, I didn’t find fame by 25, so time to get serious about regular life.”
Ugh. Seriously. This depresses me.
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