Hey 3.5 readers.
Did I mention I’m still a yeti hostage?
I’ve been forgetting to mention that.
The Yeti is still in control of BQB HQ, but that’s not important at the moment.
What’s important is that fact that this exemplary blog is at 1,988 followers.
That means if twelve more people follow me, I’ll be in the big leagues of having 2000 followers.
Even then, I only have 3.5 readers. A lot of people follow but for some reason, only 3.5 people ever read.
So follow me nerds, as I would love to have 2,000 followers by Christmas.
Boom. 5 readers!
Thank you. I need readers.