3.5 readers, stop the presses (do newspapers even use presses anymore?) because this fine blog has received over 100,000 views.
100,988 to be exact.
100,000 views were provided by my Aunt Gertie.
900 were provided by Internet web searchers who were looking for directions on how to get away from here.
88 were provided by my 3.5 readers.
Thank you, 3.5 readers.
Bookshelf Battle 
congrats!
thank you
Congrats on the big milestone!!!!
thank you these congratulations are most well deserved i couldn’t have done it without me