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Hey 3.5 readers.
Came across this video that captivated me.
So this Youtuber, Mr. Gear, took a knife, blasted it with three blowtorches until it became red hot, then used it to cut through stuff.
He cuts through a bar of soap, a block of cheese, a ping pong ball, a bottle of Coke and more.
I’m a little surprised the Post-It Notes seemed to give him the most trouble. They burned easily but they didn’t cut easily.
As for the Coke, I’m surprised the bottle didn’t explode and cover him with red hot sugary Coca-Cola napalm.
Anyway, please, please, please don’t try this at home. I’m serious. Don’t try this at home. I guarantee you will injure yourself or others. Do not try any of this at home.
Like the characters in the SNL Haunted Elevator sketch who can’t understand why David S Pumpkins is scary, I can’t figure out why this sketch is so funny. It just is.
And I can’t stop watching it.
I’m retiring from writing, 3.5 readers.
I will now spend every second of my day watching David S. Pumpkins.
What does the S stand for? I want to know!
Hey 3.5 readers.
New trailer out for Star Wars: Rogue One.
We learn a bit more, namely, that the heroine’s father is somehow the inventor or some kind of major player in developing the Death Star.
We see a little more of Darth Vader and all in all it is some kind of Star Wars espionage spy thriller movie.
It does look like more effort was put into the plot than past films.
What say you, 3.5 readers?
Hey 3.5 readers.
I don’t think this guy has a lot of heat on him yet compared to the other YouTubers I’ve been talking about, but he deserves some.
Very short videos that deliver maximum funny punch for the masses with short attention spans, perfect for tweeting out, sharing on Facebook or what have you.
For example, “When You Look Up Your Symptoms Online.”
Yup. I’ve been known to suffer a mild affliction only to look it up online and become convinced I have Ebola too. Good one, QPark.
But what if someone invades your personal space?
Or worse, what if a dude completely violates years of firmly established dude law and uses the urinal directly next to you when there are many other urinals available?
Or how about when someone asks you how your diet is going and you lie and tell them its going great even when you’ve been shoving all kinds of junk food down your pie hole?
It took me a second to figure out what he was doing with the powder and the credit card until I finally realized he was snorting Kool Aid mix as if it were cocaine. Sigh. We’ve all chased that fruity flavored dragon before, haven’t we 3.5 readers?
Plus, the juxtaposition of the song from 2000’s Requiem for a Dream (a Darren Aronofsky directed film about drug addiction) with a scene of QPark injecting himself with chocolate sauce tells me this guy knows his pop culture.
Finally, out of all of QPark’s vids, this last one is the one that left me in tears.
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet, had the water splash your butt, and then have that little alarm go off in your head where you start to worry about all the germs that just touched your butt?
I have. I can’t say that I’ve ever asked a friend to put on goggles and go at my butt with a blowtorch, but public toilet water splashes are still a concern that the media never talks about.
Thanks for raising awareness, QPark.
Keep an eye on this dude, 3.5 readers. He’s going places.
In case you haven’t seen it, random lady Candace Payne now dubbed “Chewbacca Mom” made a video of herself trying on her brand new Chewbacca mask and laughed so uncontrollably that it became an instant viral video sensation:
Come on. That mask is cool. It is a marvel of modern engineering that we have masks now that can make you sound like Chewbacca.
I watched this video and my naturally skeptic self wondered, “Hmm. Is she really that happy? Did she really find this that funny? Was all that laughing just to up the video’s silliness factor?”
No. Not at all. Clearly she really is that happy and I now envy her as I’m one of those people who can’t find that much joy in the smallest of things.
And she even ended up on the Late Late Show with James Corden and met JJ Abrams:
So here’s to you, Chewbacca Mom.
Your nerdyness inspires us all, and that’s saying a lot, seeing as how this is a blog run by a nerd for 3.5 readers.
The things you end up Googling when you’re an aspiring author, let me tell you.
One subject I’ve had to look up is the various ways in which characters could possibly die, what happens when they die, is it possible to live through something, etc.
Writing about zombies gives you the particular need to know how dead bodies decompose, fall apart, etc.
While looking for such information, I happened across the “Ask a Mortician” YouTube Channel.
It is run by Caitlin Dougherty of the website orderofthegooddeath.com
This lady is the funniest mortician I have ever seen (not that I have seen that many.)
She takes questions about what happens to people after they die – how embalming works, how bodies are cremated, why human taxidermy doesn’t work so well, coffin birth (is it possible for a deceased pregnant woman to give birth to a deceased baby, corpse poop, etc.
Here she is in a video explaining what happens to artificial implants in a body when they aren’t burned up during cremation:
Anyway, just throwing it out there, as an aspiring author I have found her videos helpful and I appreciate her ability to explain emotionally difficult topics with humor.
Check her out, 3.5 readers.
Alas, death comes for us all and though we should do our best to keep it at bay for a long, long time it is good to know that professionals like Caitlin are looking out for the deceased and getting them ready for a proper send off.