I have a new habit, 3.5 readers and it is a terrible one that I need to break immediately.
Whenever I meet, see and/or think about an older person I subtract sixteen in order to figure out how old they were in 2000, realize they were young during then and since 2000 seems like it was just yesterday to me, it feels like that older person should not be old, like they were just young two seconds ago so why are they old now?
Did they catch an oldifying disease?
No, they’re just old. Time, you dirty, dirty bitch, you.
I feel the same way about myself. I literally feel like my life was like:
- 2000 – Oh boy, the world is my oyster!
- Time passes – Huh, I sure am having a hard time making my dreams come true.
- 2016 – Holy shit I blinked and now I have gray pubes. 2000, where did you go?
I blame the pop culture.
For the most part, give or take a few style trends, people in 2000 didn’t look much different than they do now.
The music isn’t that much different. The movies have better effects now but 2000 movies were no slouches.
So that’s my complaint. We’re in the second decade since 2000 but neither decade has had any real defining style.
…the 1960s – Tie dye and hippies, bell bottom jeans and people saying “far out” and groovy.”
...the 1970s – Disco, leisure suits and eight tracks.
…the 1980s – Hair bands, Michael Jackson, Madonna. “Greed is good” according to Gordon Gecko.
…the 1990s – Everyone dresses up like a lumber jack and listens to depressing alt rock. Gangsta rap takes over the rap game.
…the 2000s till now – Eh, I mean, I could be wrong. Maybe you’ll see it differently, but it just seems like time time since 2000 has just been all about computers and the Internet getting better, social media taking over, music seems to fall into either pop or rap. There are no new styles coming along and guitar based rock or other types of songs seems like a a lost art form.
My overall point – I used to be able to look at a black and white movie or a photo of a man in a fedora and know it was from the 1950s. But now, its getting harder to tell what post-2000s time period a piece of pop culture is from.
At least my parents got a cue in the 1990s. “What? Everyone is dressing like a lumberjack and listening to songs sung by super depressing marble mouthed mumblers from Seattle? Guess we’re old now!”
It just seems like pop culture is losing its decade dividing lines.
What say you, 3.5?