#31WaysToDefeataVampire – Way #11 -Turn Your Back on Them

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

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Stupid vampires.

Bleh!

This one is simple.

Vampires are easily confused.

Turn your back on a charging vampire and he will think you have disappeared.

It doesn’t matter that you are still there. He can’t see your face anymore so he’ll think you’re gone.

Stupid vampires.

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