#31WaystoDefeataVampire – Way #14 – Vampire Sex Tapes

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

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You’d think a vampire sex tape would be interesting but no.

Remember, vampires don’t cast a reflection.

Ergo, a vampire sex tape is just a two minute video of a bed that includes audio of a lot of strange, disturbing noises.

If a vampire is hassling you, just threaten to release that vampire’s sex tape.

Sure, no one will see the vampire, but people might recognize his voice.

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