Bleh!
3.5 readers, don’t forget that last year, Count Krakovich talked about, you know, actual ways to defeat a vampire, and not just 31 lame ideas that he pulled out of his ass.
In this post from last year, he educated us on how to defeat a vampire with religion.
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh! Greetings 3.5 children of the night!
I’m back again to extract my revenge on the League of Vampires for forcing me out of their organization just because I made like thirty disastrous mistakes.
Vampires? Bunch of Douche-pires if you ask me.
So to get back at those losers I’m educating you, the 3.5 readers, on how to defeat vampires.
Today’s lesson? Religion.
Now, you’re all aware that a crucifix can stop a vampire in its tracks. A cross held to our skin long enough will burn us, but we usually just hiss loudly and run in the opposite direction whenever we see one, not giving the cross holder the chance to harm us in the first place.
That’s because we vampires are considered abominations in the eyes of God. Bodies are meant for the living and for the dead to be using one really pisses…
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