By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh!
Eternity is a long time, 3.5 readers.
It is an especially long time when all the people around you are very boring.
People used to be interesting. They went out. Had fun. Partied. Talked to each other.
Now all you weirdoes do is sit at home on your computers and live stream your lunches to your 3.5 followers.
Bleh, you’re all boring I say. So boring that every day, vampires are staking themselves in droves just to avoid getting another tweet with a picture of your dog doing something hilarious.
Just stop with the social media, people. Your boring posts defeat vampires.
Oh wait, perhaps this is your intention. Zuckerberg is by far the greatest vampire hunter of them all then.
Have you ever posted something so boring that it made vampires want to stake themselves?
Discuss in the comments.
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