#31WaysToDefeat a Vampire – Way #6 -Sharks

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire



We vampires like to pretend that we’re indestructible but no one can defeat a shark.

Sharks can easily chomp through a vampire.

Humans and/or vampires alike should avoid sharks.

That’s about it. I’m really phoning it in today…because I’m an asshat. Don’t judge me.

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One thought on “#31WaysToDefeat a Vampire – Way #6 -Sharks

  1. Sharknado… Mega Shark vs whatever it wants… Sharks are, dangerous

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