By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Vampires are very lazy.
Therefore, learn karate.
Vampires are powerless against karate.
Seriously. That’s it.
Not every one of these will be a winner, people.
Have you ever used karate against a vampire?
Discuss in the comments.
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Reblogged this on Archer's Aim and commented:
The nunchucks would need to double as wooden stakes. It all sounds like a good cable show – who wins between a vampire and a ninja?