#31WaystoDefeatAVampire – Way 19 – Your Vacation Photos

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

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Bleh!  No, 3.5 readers!

No one cares that you went to Bora Bora or Cancun or your Cousin Fred’s farm.  Your vacation was awful and boring. Just admit it.

Vampires do not want to see that shit. That’s why we don’t follow you on Vampbook anymore.

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3 thoughts on “#31WaystoDefeatAVampire – Way 19 – Your Vacation Photos

  1. PHS says:

    Reblogged this on Archer's Aim and commented:
    These can numb the mind and stop the heart of even a vampire.

  2. Mae Clair says:

    Brilliant. And fabulously entertaining! I hopped over from Archer’s Aim blog. 🙂

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