By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh!
We vampires like to pretend that we’re indestructible but no one can defeat a shark.
Sharks can easily chomp through a vampire.
Humans and/or vampires alike should avoid sharks.
That’s about it. I’m really phoning it in today…because I’m an asshat. Don’t judge me.
Bookshelf Battle 
Sharknado… Mega Shark vs whatever it wants… Sharks are, dangerous