By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh! No, 3.5 readers!
No one cares that you went to Bora Bora or Cancun or your Cousin Fred’s farm. Your vacation was awful and boring. Just admit it.
Vampires do not want to see that shit. That’s why we don’t follow you on Vampbook anymore.
Bookshelf Battle 
Reblogged this on Archer's Aim and commented:
These can numb the mind and stop the heart of even a vampire.
Brilliant. And fabulously entertaining! I hopped over from Archer’s Aim blog. 🙂
Awesome. I need more readers.