By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh!
Perhaps the best way to defeat a vampire is to build a time travel device, then travel back to before the time when a person was turned into a vampire, then stop that person from becoming a vampire.
But if you don’t have a time travel device handy, then you are screwed.
You really should stop being so lazy and get to work on building a time travel device.
Bookshelf Battle 
Reblogged this on Archer's Aim and commented:
Nah, it makes my head spin. I’ll stick to fanfic!