By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
BQB can’t stop watching it.
You can’t either.
Vampires definitely can’t.
Is a vampire trying to bite you?
Just show them SNL’s David. S. Pumpkins.
Doo doo dee doo doo dee doo doo…
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Reblogged this on Archer's Aim and commented:
Yeah, I could see it work, but I’m still writing fanfic!
What is your fan fiction about? According to Count K the worst kind is Firefly.
Ok, I’m going with that! Thanks for the extra tip! Bleh!
You guys are hysterical!