By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh!
Trump, Hillary. Hillary, Trump.
But I’m the bloodsucker?
Makes sense, bleh.
Yes, vampires hate politics – not so much government but people who make dumb arguments on both sides and them post them all over your Facebook wall long after you’ve told them you don’t care what they think, bleh.
The quickest way to get a vampire to turn tail is to offer your dumb opinions. We prefer to keep it light and loosey goosey. If you can’t be friends with someone who doesn’t share your political viewpoints then you’re a bigger weirdo than I am.
Have you ever caused a vampire to roll his eyes with your political discourse?
Discuss in the comments.
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