By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Cool people wear shades.
If you’re cool, then vampires won’t bite you.
They’ll try to get you to turn voluntarily, but vampires rarely pick on cool people.
You may look uncool despite the shades but the shades will be enough of a speed bump to slow a vampire down and make them look elsewhere.
Bleh. Wear shades.
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