Like the characters in the SNL Haunted Elevator sketch who can’t understand why David S Pumpkins is scary, I can’t figure out why this sketch is so funny. It just is.
And I can’t stop watching it.
I’m retiring from writing, 3.5 readers.
I will now spend every second of my day watching David S. Pumpkins.
What does the S stand for? I want to know!
Bookshelf Battle 
The writing this season has been really good.
I’m David Pumpkins, man!
S is for Smashing