Ahoy mateys.
Yup. There’s a joke about pirate booty to made here.
Last September, a band of pirates took over bookshelfbattle.com in celebration of National Pirate Week.
They taught you all how to talk like a pirate…but you didn’t learn how to speak like a she-pirate.
If your girlfriend were a pirate, here is the English to Pirate translation of things she might say to you…er, “to ye.”
10. ENGLISH: Honey, I wish you’d help out around the house more.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: Avast ye stinking bilge rat! Batten down the hatches, trim the mainsail and swab the poop deck or it’s the cat of nine tails for ye.
9. ENGLISH: I’m in the mood for nookie.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: ARRR ye filthy landlubber! Raise the misen mast fer it be time to keel haul across the starboard bow.
8. ENGLISH: I am not happy with you right now.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: ARRRR! Avast ye scurvy dog! Listen and listen well, fer another trespass will earn ye a trip to walk the plank, where you’ll end up in the briney deep, trapped in Davey Jones’ locker for the rest of ye miserable days.
7. ENGLISH: I love you.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: Arrr.
6. ENGLISH: I am mad at you.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: Arrr!
5. ENGLISH: I’m confused.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: Arrr?
4. ENGLISH: Let’s go on a vacation.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: Point yon vessel toward the third star and journey into the rotten bowels of our miserable mistress, the sea.
3. ENGLISH: Let’s get a drink. I know a trendy new martini bar.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: Hoist ye grog matey and fill yer hole with this nasty brew.
2. ENGLISH: I’m worried about our finances.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: ARRRR! Pillage yon village, matey! Abscond with all the gold ye can carry and bury it where X marks the spot.
- ENGLISH: I want to see other people. It’s not you. It’s me.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: There isn’t a literal pirate translation for this one. She would just run a sword through your belly, matey. Arr.
Bookshelf Battle 
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This one made me laugh out loud. Many Thanks. 🙂
Thank you matey. Arr.
Arr…hehe
This is ridiculous! That’s a compliment! 😂😂😂
Arr…if you liked it check out all of the pirate week translations. A web administrator with a better work ethic would have put them in an easily findable location, but if you search for pirate or pirates or talk like a pirate or whatever in the search box they should come up.
😀
When you’re going out somewhere she might say, “Arrrr you really going to wear that?”
Ugh…I have been on the receiving end on that. And it was never that I wore a lime green tuxedo or something. But you have no choice but to go change.
Tell her to go change? Yikes. Might as well plan your own funeral while you’re at it.
How silly 😄😄
Thanks there are more lists check them out
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ARRRR!!!!
AVAST YE SCURVY 3.5 DOGS!
Be ye wench a pirate? Walk the plank to this post to find out matey, or it’s to the bottom of Davy Jones’ locker with ye, yarr!