Bookshelf Battle

I’ll give you a person, a place and a thing.

You write a story around it.

Here we go:

A teenager, a garage and his Dad’s wrecked car.

A British aristocrat, a rodeo and a jug of moonshine.

The Pope, New Orleans and a delicious Reuben sandwich with extra slaw.

Your mother-in-law, Barbados and a gallon of motion lotion.

Thomas Edison, Mars and a light bulb.

A lion tamer, a bathroom and a plunger.

The King of the Elven Warriors of Gooba Dooba, the top of a hill and a bag of pomegranates.

The Earl of Sandwich, a beach and a lobster roll.

Beethoven, Compton during the early 1990s and an invitation to tour a gangster rap recording studio.

An astronaut, Uranus and a gelatin mold in the shape of a giraffe.

Napoleon Bonaparte, a wacky frat party and a hacky sack.

Niles Batzengant, Professional Zombie Killer, Manhattan and a hickory stick.

An idiot, Thanksgiving dinner at your Grandma’s house and a bugle.

Cowboy Ron, a fast food joint drive-thru and an umbrella.

Phoebe the Wall Street investment banker, a used car dealership and a pack of playing cards.

Kenny the Depressed Vampire, a lonely hotel room and a wooden stake.

A supermarket cashier, Pismo Beach and a lucky rabbit’s foot.

Father Tom Connor, a confession booth and a box of crayons.

A train conductor, Grand Central station and a potato.

A horse riding instructor, the deck of a battle ship and a bag of stale Halloween candy.

Santa Claus, the back room of a lewd establishment and a bottle of the house’s most expensive champagne.

Stand-up comedian Stan Larue, the middle of a witch’s coven and a back scratcher.

Your high school gym teacher, a pirate ship and a loofah.

Ann Plattersburg, Renegade Garner, a tulip farm onboard the intergalactic space station and a bottle of hot sauce.

Jimmy the Stoner, the White House and a beer helmet.

Olaf the Viking Chieftain, tea time at a proper lady’s house and a tube of prescription strength anti-herpes medicinal ointment.

Robin Hood, a lending library and a whet stone.

Harrison Wellington, Novice Donkey Wrangler, the jungle and a cheese sandwich.

A robot repairman, a trash compactor and a box of cereal.

Famed actor Stu Winnebago, a psychiatrist’s leather couch and a pocket watch.

Professional hockey player Pete Sarbo, a ridiculously long ride at an amusement park and a toothbrush.

A dog walker, a haberdashery and a fedora.

Waldo the Passive Aggressive Clown, a children’s birthday party and a kazoo.

A lunatic, Chicago and a photograph of a turnip.

World famous checker player Xander Mazbett, a den of thieves and stolen cutlery.

A superhero, an ice cream parlor and an expired gift card.

A TV weatherman, the eye of a hurricane and a pair of sweet ass front row concert tickets.

A mad scientist, a cosplayer convention and an empty wallet.

An alligator wrestler, the Everglades and a dog whistle.

A pizza delivery boy, a Shaolin temple and a banana.

A samba dancer, a model train enthusiast convention and a broken pencil.

Frank the bartender, a beauty parlor and a bottle of cheap scotch.